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When everything about something is dumpy
Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time
Nikki: nah, sis
Wow, what a dump fest
you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!
omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!
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