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The act of taking a large shit, most commonly in a public toilet, and leaving without flushing.
I walked into the stall and there was a fatty shit just sitting there looking up at me. Somebody pulled a dump and run.
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A Dump and Run is an act where a man, pulls out (from the anus, and or vagina) with his penis partway through intercourse on the night he plans to end a relationship. At this point he should have a doozer, also known as a load of poop, ready to exit his rectum. He then pushes her down, poops on her chest, backhands the girl, and runs out her front door streaking, laughing hysterically.
Also, see Pump and Run
Man, that damn girl annoyed me so I gave her a dump and run; I can go to the party this weekend now.
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The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.
(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”
The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.
After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.
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When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?