crotch dump

n. A newborn baby

Look at my newborn crotch dump.

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crotch dump

the smell when you take a shit after working out or a sporting event... then you catch the scent of shit and ball sweat...

"crotch dump is the worst thing imaginable"

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dump crotch

Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.

My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!