Pre-Game Dump

The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.

The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.

Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.

One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.

Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."

Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"

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Pre-game Dump

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.

"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"

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Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

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dump game

Prison style fighting technique. Essentially, picking up your opponent by both legs and dumping them straight back onto their head.

Did you see Raquise crack that guys skull the other day? Dump game strong af