Dumping Someone

When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

73👍 40👎

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

4👍 1👎