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The feeling your bottom gets after bottomless enchiladas, typically on your way back home.
Leaving the Chinese Buffett and my bottom is entering the Dunham Zone.
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That point in time where you gut starts to cramp up and you know you are going to have a violent bowel movement in the immediate future.
I was on my way home and entered the Dunham Zone while I was stuck in traffic. I had to tense my entire body in order to make it to the gas station.
The Dunham Zone, named after KTCK 967 and 1310 The Ticket's George Dunham, is a very specific zone entered when the need to visit the devil's closet and move one's bowels arises while driving, usually long distance on a highway, without a suitable public restroom within reasonable proximity. If there's a Buc-ee's or better nearby, you are not in the Dunham Zone.
I was on the road about an hour outside of Austin when I found myself in the Dunham Zone, and had to choose between a Love's and a Flying J.
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