dure

Another word that can be used when someone states the obvious

"Hey you be having sex with my sister!"
"...DURE!"

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During

A very uptight, snobby way to refer to sex.

Why don't you ever look at me during?

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Dured

Someone did something (like a fart), past tense verse of the word dur

If you heard, you dured it. (Talking about a fart)

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

The During Test

a test for intelligence in a partner, when the girl asks a tricky question during sex, and the guy has to answer correctly for the act to proceed.

Me: She put me to the During Test today, again.
Friend: What was it this time?
Me: She asked about having kids, and i said the wrong answer. She threw me out that instant.

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during-the-weakness

Getting extremely drunk on a small amount of alcohol. Only happens when you decided to drink during the week.

1. This Tuesday hangover is gonna suck donkey balls. I'm suffering from during-the-weakness!
2. This Saturday morning is awesome. I feel fine after all those tequilas last night. Fuck during-the-weakness!
3. Guy A: "Why is that i can hammer 19 beers on friday and saturday night, but only 5 from monday to thursday?"
Guy B: "You suffer from during-the-weakness, dude."

During Bedtime

An addition to a "Your Mom" comeback.

Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.

Guy 1: Your Stupid
Guy 2: Ur Mom's stupid...
Guy 2: DURING BEDTIME.

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