Dusty Crapphapper

The immature name of a depressed Disney character/plane in the movie *Planes*

Druggo on the street: ‘hey crapphapper, I got you that weed you asked for’

Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*

Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’

*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*

Rip Dusty