Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.