dutch submarine

When you're on the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland and you let one go.

Mary: I really have to fart, should I do it now in line?
Liz: What?
Mary: I don't wanna fart in the submarine. I just had that chimichanga in line at Toy Story Mania! It would be the worst Dutch Oven ever!
Liz: ...Dutch Submarine...

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Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

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