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A Dutch oven that has gone too far.
From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."
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Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.
I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.
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The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
I gave that little bitch a dutch treat
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An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.
You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead
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A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!
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The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
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Giving someone a Dutch Rudder as a surprise.
Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.
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