Dutch Taco

noun: the intentional or unintentional release of intestinal gas while on the receiving end of cunnilingus.

"My boyfriend went down on me last night, and I was so into it that I couldn't control myself and accidentally gave him a Dutch Taco."

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Dutch Taco

When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.

"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"

"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"

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Dutch Taco

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

After hours of intercourse Samantha wouldn't climax until I finished her off with a Dutch Taco. She came so hard it was like sitting on a bidet.

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