Dutch crock-pot

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.

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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.