Dyer's Law

The law that states collegiate club hockey teams know more about alcoholic drink preferences of their teammates, rather than knowing anything about their personal lives or family life.

Dyer's law would play out in the following situation:

Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.

TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."

Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.

J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"

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