Ewoks

Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.

a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!

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ewok

ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies

made famous by star wars: return of the jedi

yo, dont hate on the ewoks, they just chillin there in they woodland huts

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Ewok

Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude.

You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure

Ewok Joe decapitated Ewok Tim

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Ewok

Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor

"Wicket C. Warret is the most famous Ewok"

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ewok

an Oahu acronym standing for Easy Women of Kailua

Ho bra... I went bang that EWOK last night... CHEEHOO!!!

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Ewok

Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.

Anyone see that Ewok duck-walking his Hayabusa?

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Ewoking

"Ewoking" (backslide or moonwalk) is a portmanteau word that combines the word "Ewok" with the word "moonwalk". It is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward while a performer is dressed in the costume suit of an Ewok. It became popular around the world after it was executed on live television on MSNBC's Today Show Star Wars themed episode. See: drunk Ewoks on MSNBC's Today Show. Ewoks are a fictional species of teddy-bear-like hunter-gatherers that inhabit the forest moon of Endor from the movie Star Wars Episode VI.

Thomas was Ewoking on Halloween when he decided to Ewok his way to restaurant Akli in Montreal for a delicious shawarma.

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