EIB

Everybody In Battalion: A female groupie of the 75th Ranger Regiment, also known as a Rangerette, whom participates in sexual acts with at least a hundred Rangers from one of the Ranger Battalions. EIB is a pun that is based on an actual award called the "Expert Infantryman Badge."

1)Amber, a Rangerette, quickly earned her "EIB" title when she went on a three month sex spree with a hundred Army Rangers.

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Excellence In Broadcasting - the acronym for Rush Limbaugh's network.

I'm sitting behind the golden microphone at the EIB network.

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the Alpha and the Omega; who is, and who was, and who is to come; the Almighty

Praise Eib!

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The condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty.

"As Vanessa Feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked "Oh christ, she's having a right eib."

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Exceptionally pointy and angular.

God, look at that Jimmy Hill. He's got a right eib going on there.

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ˈē / ˈī / ˈbē

EIB is the pinnacle representation of mandatory fun. Contestants, often referred to as one or more of at least 20 words and or/ phrases, compete against themselves in a series of challenges, while being graded by superiors, peers, and subordinates. While annually conducted, the challenges remain the same; with the rules changing.

Of important note, if an individual fails a challenge, they may declare a rematch; which adds to the authenticity of/ legitimacy of the games.

If successful, the individual gains the illustrious blue broach; color derived from fabricated concepts based on the social construct of misogynistic alpha males living in unrealistic and misguided realities.
Failed contestants restart the training and partake in challenges in a purgatorial cycle of suffering fitness, mental acuity, and family stability.

I can’t believe you actually read my toilet literature. No really, I’m writing this while naked on the toilet. Just throw me an upvote will ya?

I just got my (EIB). I can now wield a false sense of power and authority; sharing my false sense of expertise to all who are within earshot.