eagle fuck

When things are getting hot and naked, you flap your wings and peck at her nice rack while making a loud bird screech.

Girl-"Oh baby are we gonna make some good old fashion love?" Guy-"Nah baby im gonna peck and screech while we do some goold ole American Eagle Fucking!"

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eagle fuck

and eagle fuck is when the president fucks something up.

hey im the president let eagle fuck the public while selling public land to oil companies!!! yay

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Eagle Fuck

When a woman skydives naked and she jumps out of the plane then the man jumps out and screams, "EAGLE FUCK" and screeches like an eagle then swoops down and has sex with the woman.

EAGLE FUCK!!!!!!!!

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majestic fucking eagle

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)

Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)

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