To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.
"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"
11π 12π
a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack
sommer: hey whatβs today?
mitra: uhhh i think itβs december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, iβm ready to feast on your fleshπ€€
6π 1π
A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
Only white people eat chex cereal.
Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: π. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
2π 1π
the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old π«
M-Hey have you heard βDinosaurs eating people?β F-βIt put me in my feels β¨π«β
Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.
"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"