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It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
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#1 The emoji ๐(used to symbolize a penis)
#2 The food
#1 a poll was made: ๐ or ๐
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
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Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
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You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is
'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
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Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.
look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town
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To Eggplant:
1. To bust on a girl's face.
2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.
(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?
Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
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