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the worst and most boring fucking town on the face of the earth. the children are all either stoners, whores, sport assholes, or nerds. fuck emmaus.
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Snobby White Kids School. The Sophmores are hot as hell. Freshmen wear more heels than my mom does, and both grades spoiled as fuck. And the juniors and seniors are actually sort of normal. They pop their collars and they use their daddys money to buy pot. The boys wear pink polos and about 75% of the school is preppy. The bigger the holes are in your jeans, the cooler you are. The drama is unbearable.
They throw mad hot parties, though.
THEY ONLY HAD THE PRADA BAG I WANTED IN WHITE AND I NEEDED IT IN BLACK...........
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Emmaus is a quiet, bright up girl that brings happiness to her friends, she usually keeps everything to herself and support her friends. Usually none of the friends understands her true self as she don't show them easily.
Emmaus can be used as any form of sentence
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Emmaus Memes is a Instagram page that was created by a student/ex-student from Emmaus College Jimboomba aimed at getting back at the school for stupid rules, refusal to do simple things and really really bad fucking choices.
"Hey MR Schweed can you get the bubblers fixed?"
"Sure"
(6 Months later in the middle of summer)
"That fucker lied!! Time to make some Emmaus Memes"
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The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
My grandpa loves participating in the Emmaus Hall golden ring in his spare time.
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Ranked 87th and 88th best town to live in during 2007 and 2009. Home to Emmaus High School, one of the richest, snobbiest, and well educated schools in the state. 70% of the school is upper-middle class or flat out loaded (all the snobs, jocks, and spoiled kids), 10% think they're ghetto cause they live on the other side of the tracks (1% of that is actually ghetto, typically originally from NY), 10% are hardcore/scene/emo/metal/hipster and the final 10% is smart kids that are poor who get scholarships to good schools and become parents to the other 70%. Has large influx in a newer population from New Jersey and New York. Mostly non-violent town, however the residents love their drugs, especially born from the 80's on, but not as bad as Salisbury and Bethlehem. Known for having good burn runs from the south of emmaus into vera cruz. Nothing ever to do, but close enough to get to Philly or NY. Cops get new cruisers or SUVs more often then rich people get new mercedes. The young population all drive Honda or VW's with fart can mufflers and race them on Lehigh st. people in emmaus like to waste money on something to make them look better than someone else.
I'm visiting family in Emmaus PA, their guest room is bigger than any room in my house/appartment.
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It's the Snobby Kids School. The Sophmores are hot as hell, freshmen spoiled as fuck. Freshmen wear more heels than my mom does. And the juniors and seniors are actually sort of normal. They pop their collars and they use their daddys money to buy pot. The boys wear pink polos and about 75% of the school is preppy. The bigger the holes are in your jeans, the cooler you are. The drama is unbearable.
They throw mad hot parties, though.
THEY ONLY HAD THE PRADA BAG I WANTED IN WHITE AND I NEEDED IT IN BLACK...........
I think i'll go slit my wrists now.
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