An 86 minute long commercial
Halfway through the movie:
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
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Kid: Mommy, can we watch the Emoji Movie?
Mother: Hell no son, that movie is Cancer your grounded for the next 5 years.
Kid: Spends the rest of his life alone with no friends because he wanted to see the Emoji Movie.
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The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.
Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.
Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?
Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it
you: ok we're watching a movie what do you want to watch
little sibling: the emoji movie!
you: >:O NO THAT IS TOTAL CRAP ANYTHING BUT THAT
little sibling: :\
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A shitty attempt at a cashgrab. The emoji movie fails as a movie in every possible way.
You like the emoji movie? What are you, fucking gay?
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Nothing can define this Nightmare. It's "shit-factor" extends beyond to what a Black Hole can Succ. Anything that makes contact to this entity will be obliterated and would have a 99.99% chance of becoming not only blind and deaf, but also have their arms and legs severed from the waves of light that blast out of the screen. Nothing is sacred; not even the Sailor Cartoon Movie Reboot that everyone wanted.
There is no example that can explain what the "Emoji Movie" is. "Sony Animations has hit a new low"
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an incredibly insensitive slur used only for when someone is being an asshole
"Dude You are so Emoji Movie"
"Fuck You to hell Asshole"
An outright masterpiece, itβs the Norton Shakspeare for this generation. It has one countless Oscars and countless awards in animation, voice acting, and the movement of the story.
β yo dawg I just saw the emoji moveβ
β no way all the tickets are sold outβ
The emoji movie means masterpiece
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