ESPN Stat

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative

ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat