ET Inspec'a'lo

To covertly inspect the foreign genital area of an unknown, intimate female partner while engaged in the initial stages of intimate behavior. This is normally done by smelling one's finger after it has been moistened by the vaginal fluids of one's partner to determine the cleanliness, stench, and freshness of the partner's vagina. (Inspec'a'lo = Inspect the "low". pronounced "inspecalo")

Dude, I gave her the ET inspec'a'lo and her pussy smelled like strawberries! I had to go down on her!

We were fooling around and I wanted to go down on her so I pulled an ET Inspec'a'lo and her vag smelled horrible so there was no way I was going to eat her out!