Experienced

To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view.

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...

Are you experienced? - Jimi Hendrix

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Experiencism

an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot?
person B: since I follow experiencism i won't believe you until I experience it myself
person A: *usual response* omg dude how dare you question me

experienced

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO

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experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex

1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night

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Are You Experienced

Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)
made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

Verse 1
If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands, and then we'll watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea

Chorus
But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 2
I know, I know you probably scream and cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world
Are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold

Chorus
So uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 3
Let me prove to you
Trumpets and violins I can hear in distance
I think they're calling our names
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will (haha)
If you just take hold of my hand

Chorus
Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.

Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.

experienced fox

One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.

that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox!

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