Extremely fat

a person too big to fit through a door and makes the floor colappse and makes a 69.6969 magnitude earthquake happen when they jump

me: casually gaming
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
me: mom, couldn't you NOT break the door
Mom: sorry darling im extremely fat... and you know that.
floor casually collapses.
Me: *can i go to heaven now?*