Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.