earful

–noun, plural -fuls.
1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner.
2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding.

Origin: Duke of Kent, Toronto, ON; October 1st, 2006

Last night, Jacky gave his woman an earful, and she freaked out. She stood up and yelled: "How am I going to explain that infection to the Dr.?"

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ear-to-ear

It's about smiling. Ear-to-ear smile or grin is when you have a very broad and generous smile. Such a smile when each corner of your mouth is by each of your ears.

Explain to me why you don't have an ear-to-ear grin right now.

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ear to ear

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile

the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear

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Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

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Ear

The organs that detect sound, placed somewhat symmetrically on opposite sides of the head for humans.

You seriously don't know what an ear is. You must be joking.

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ears

An organ used by humans to estimate the stupidity of other humans

N/A ears

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Earring

Jewelry to ornament the ear; usually clipped to the earlobe or fastened through a hole in the lobe.
An ornament worn on or hanging from the lobe of the ear.

She wore the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.

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