Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

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Early Doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.