Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.