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damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus
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referring to a place that is ungodly far away.
Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
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a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)
I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.
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An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.
A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics
Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere
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After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
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Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China
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