East Longmeadow High School

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.

"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

East Longmeadow High School

A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.

Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?

Yeah, that place is the worst.

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