East Lordship Slums

Also referred to as “The Slums of East Lordship.” This phrase refers to a geographic area of the greater Stratford Township known as Lordship. The fools who live here work to to destroy Lordship by supporting horrible ideas, such as food trucks and drunken, obnoxious behavior from Little Pub in the name of a good time. They do not care the destruction and desecration of others’ property, because they themselves live like pigs, in the SLUMS of EAST LORDSHIP. The region is located East of Stratford Road while traveling Southbound. According to locals, the telephone pole on the corners of Stratford Rd. and Ivy Street serves as the marker. Some individuals on Ivy Street and other adjacent streets have not lost their minds and tend to identify with West “Lordshipians.”

Those people who wanted these food trucks don’t even live here; they are from the East Lordship Slums.