Easthampton

1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.

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Easthampton, MA

Small town in Western Massachusetts also known as E-town. Except for a small few, it is mostly inhabited by white trash. The towns saving graces include a great soft serve place, and a non-profit art space.

Jose used to live in Easthampton, MA, but he moved to China, and can no longer have Tasty Top or goto the Flywheel.

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Easthampton high school

Easthampton high school is a school where everyone is rich enough to buy a variety of drugs and get away with it because their parents don’t love them, there’s either some making out in the bathroom or OD ing at their lockers

“Where do you go to school”
“Easthampton high school”
“Oh shit really hmu wit your plug”

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