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When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
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A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
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