The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.
Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!
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Similar to being "Munsoned." To be fucked up in such a way that Clint Eastwood would be proud enough to shake your hand because he has caused an equal amount of carnage in his movie roles.
Tom: "Man, did you see Tony get the fuck beat out of him?"
Scott: "Yeah man, he really got Eastwooded."
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Eastwood = bigest chinese population outside of China. Often reffered to as "E-woo", similar to the closely located "E-ping"
Nah, don't really want to get rolled by an asian gang today
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Posting pictures of someone arguing with an empty chair.
The latest instagram fad, hopefully to replace epicurean planking.
"You're crazy, you're absolutely crazy. You're getting as bad as Biden." - Clint, #eastwooding
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The act of questioning and/or berating a chair filling the role of someone else. Named after Clint Eastwood, who spoke at the 2012 Republican party convention while pretending Barack Obama was sitting in the chair next to him. Eastwood asked "Obama" questions about his policies and pretended to receive insulting responses.
"Ever since The Republican Convention, Tumblr is full of pictures of people Eastwooding with their chairs."
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A woman with a dirty, hairy vagina.
Named after Clint Eastwood who played the role of Dirty Harry.
Brian: "Hey do you wanna go down to the club tonight and pick some girls up"
Jeremy: "No, there ain't nothing but a bunch of Eastwoods down there"
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βEastwoodingβ: <verb> To carry on an imaginary conversation with an inanimate object. See also: schizophrenia.
"Josh was so drunk on Friday he was totally Eastwooding a pepperoni Hot Pocket. He insisted it was named Basil."
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