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Eat Breakfast

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

by Charles Lulson May 9, 2008

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."

Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.

by Very Tall Human January 12, 2011

163πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time September 11, 2008

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast

people named β€œFinn Murphy” can be called a β€œFat Nerd Eating Breakfast”

fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast

by dance.groom3 April 5, 2023


Eat My Breakfast

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.

1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.

by jmclane2 March 5, 2008

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022