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Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 9, 2005

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eating chips

To taste the most delicious thing on earth, mary jay.

Yo b. want to come kick it with us tonight...we're eating chips.

by instantkarm4 July 4, 2009

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eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

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eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

see wordwordword

is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

see wordget a clue you retarded assfuckerword

by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

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Eat tortilla chip vertically

p a i n

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 15, 2021


like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

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go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023