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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 20, 2022


Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 14, 2020

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Eat The Apple Sauce

Like drinking the Kool-Aid, but for Apple Employees.

You got a new job at Apple? That’s awesome. So you drank the Kool-Aid? No, but I had to eat the Apple Sauce.

by Factualizer March 16, 2018

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Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 20, 2019

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Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

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i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel February 28, 2014

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 3, 2011

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