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What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.
E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
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The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.
WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?
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The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.
Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!
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Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
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a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
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