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performing oral sex on a girl that has her period
Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!
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To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
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According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
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to go and masturbate.
ive just seen dot cotton on the telly. back in a bit, gone to eat pizza
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When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
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Someone who eats pizza and is also a prick.
"You see that guy there eating pizza, he's a dick."
"I know.He's such a Pizza Eating Prick."
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