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The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays
"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"
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Apart from the act itself, Eating Ass as a cultural phenomenon is ultimately a reflection of an extreme desire to express one's liberal ideals
Generation Z: I Love Eating Ass
Generation X: Excuse me?
Stuck up Millennial: What a perfect opportunity for nuanced political discourse
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1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."
1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."
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The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.
"do you eat ass?"
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To lick AND tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person.
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To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)
Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
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Enjoy their jokes
Assist them
Treat them right
Actually love them
Spend time with them
Support them
Everyone should settle down with a person and EAT ASS.
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