Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus

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Eat Dick

The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.

WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?

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Eat Dick

The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.

Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!

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eating dick

Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.

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eat dick, fucker

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

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I eat dick

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

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eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

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