A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!
Hey Mary you sure look happy today!
*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!
Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.
His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
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Smoke a blunt, do edibles
I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later
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A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.
OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112
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Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes
Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes