ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

Ed Gilbert

honestly, the best person you will ever meet. not only is she unbelievably stunning, she also has the best heart and is superior to all basic bitches(and everyone for that matter). ed will ALWAYS be there for you. to make you laugh, be a shoulder to cry on, and to make the most amazing memories with. honestly such a great person. if you don’t have ed in your life, you are suffering big time.

person 1: hey are you friends with Ed Gilbert ?
person 2: frick yeah. she’s certified the coolest person ever in the urban dictionary

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