Eee hey

A phrase that doesn’t make any sense however fits into just about any sentence. Commonly used among middle aged Keith’s and Karen’s as they try to engage in small talk. Can be said while sipping on a lush cuppa.

Example 1
Sharon: can’t believe that Jemma like she’s drank all me mango diet cokes!
Sharon 2: Eeeee hey, what’s she like eh *sips cuppa and tuts*
Example 2
Granny 1: that pork pie cost me £7! Wasn’t even nice *tuts*
Granny 2: eeee hey

Eee Hey

Common tut of reluctant acceptance of an unfortunate, or rather an imperfect situation. Used by boomers in the North East of England over a catch up cuppa.

Granda Keith - "The feckin neighbour still won't let me put up my new fence"
Aunty Chantelle - "*Tuts* Eee Hey"