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Ardis G. Egan Junior High School is a some rich-ass middle school for seventh and eighth graders in Los Altos, California, a rich-ass little town. It is part of the Los Altos School District. Most of Egan's five hundred students live in Los Altos and Los Altos Hills, and are pretty much all asian and white, with a couple blacks and mexicans. Egan is named for Ardis G. Egan, some dude who apparently founded the Los Altos School District. Egan's staff consists of a socially awkward 7th grade history teacher, a homosexual 7th grade science teacher, a kickass 7th grade math teacher who was in the army, an awkward 8th grade history teacher code named LORD HAGGIN who is often confused with the other Egan students as she looks like a 14 year old, an environmentally smug 8th grade science teacher, an 8th grade science teacher who is a flat out flaming douchebag, an 8th grade algebra teacher who will go apeshit over the smallest things, and a lesbian 7th grade PE teacher. This Junior High is as diverse as it gets.
Yeah i'm hella cool, I went to Egan Junior High! And I'm a Californian kid so I say hella!!
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Basically the whole school's rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the hell outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys blowjobs and who's going out with who that week. Bunch of hot girls. Bunch of self-absorbed jocks. Hella nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they're cooler than they really are and wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a REAL school. But hey, we've got good lunches and test scores. Don't worry bout funding, our parents are minted.
"Dude where you go to school again?"
"Egan Junior High"
"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
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Egan Junior High...
The mother load of snobby rich kids. although about 25% are nice the rest think they are the shit. they are not the shit. this school has good grades and smart-ish people (aside from the basic white girls) so it hasn't been burned to the ground by society. any teacher or staff member that the students don't will usually be gone because they're rich and successful parents complain to the administrators and get their way.
Human 1: What school did you go to
Human 2: Egan Junior High
Human 1: Lmaooo how big is your mansion
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Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol