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Egg Alert

When she is ovulating

Not tonight, egg alert. OR Egg alert, come home now!

by DFWCLS December 25, 2010

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Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010

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egg alert

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.

Attention everyone! EGG ALERT!

by Evil Eggs November 12, 2010

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