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Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Yo man just left, I'm the plimber tonight, you the healthy type so here go some egg whites. -Pitbull
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Slang for "A modern-day prophet" (either true or false). Derives from E.G. White (Ellen Gould White) the prophetess of Seventh-day Adventism.
BOB: Have you heard about that egg white in Florida called "Yahweh Ben Yahweh"?
JOE: Yeah, I call that fried egg white!
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When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina
My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
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Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."
Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.
Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.
Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.
Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
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Small circular area such as that around the human nipple also known as areola.
1) She has egg white the size of dinner plates!
2) Her egg whites are very sensitive
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