Egg Whore.

A person (Usually female) who has an obsession with eggs. They usually will stroke the egg before they smash it.

John: What is with Annie?
Emma: Oh, she's an egg whore...
John: That explains so much.
Annie (In background): This is a healthy brain, and THIS, is your brain on drugs!!! *Smashes egg with frying pan*

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