Egg in a hole

Egg in a hole is a traditional Nordic breakfast, it was first made by the Viking tribe Na-Hee-Wae. It's a peice of bread with the centre cut out and the egg is fried in the middle. The Vikings preffered this breakfast due to the ease of eating it. They were able to eat it just like toast or a sandwhich and get enough protien and energy to carry them through battle.

Thor: Must prepare for battle, toast no good.
Bob: Why not have egg in a hole!
Thor: Good idea! I'll put bacon between 2 of them!

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Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

egg hole

slang for the vagina

Can you believe that thing came out of Amy's egg hole?
God, just let me at her egg hole.
I hear that egg hole is tight.

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